Trainwreck

Karish!
sex, drugs, rock and roll

FORMSPRING ME BABEH
November 9

goodnight i have a CPR course tmrw which means i get to kiss a blow up doll. EXCITE!

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wanton mee at 1130pm = pure heaven. singapore is now deemed useful in my eyes because of the existence of 24 hour coffee shops. amen and a half.

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Night guys.

donkeylovescornflakes:

Cause I have schoolage tomorrow.

My new icon is retarded,

i love it.

I’m a brit, don’t mind the bullocks bad teeth.

I guess.

orh horrrrrr *wag finger*

smss girls not allowed to take pictures in and post pictures of polka dotted uniform

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jukeboxonshuffle: omg this guy is getting on my nerves. HE IS SO DETESTABLE THAT MY LIFE IS COMPLETE BY DETESTING HIM. * he is not referring to me btw. this is a mass conver. tell him this : “EAT COCK AND DIE, BITCH” this quote has been proudly brought to you by superherosex. this quote has also been thought of solely by superherosex.

jukeboxonshuffle:

omg this guy is getting on my nerves.

HE IS SO DETESTABLE THAT MY LIFE IS COMPLETE BY DETESTING HIM.

* he is not referring to me btw.

this is a mass conver.

tell him this : “EAT COCK AND DIE, BITCH”

this quote has been proudly brought to you by superherosex.

this quote has also been thought of solely by superherosex.

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i have a CPR course in school tomorrow. wanted to give it a skip but my teacher said that we all get to keep the blow up dolls.

blow up dolls.

how porno x-rated does that sound

otherwise, i can’t wait. i get to pretend i gots a boyfriend woot woot!

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ir-1: Atomic Bombing of Hiroshima really ?? really

ir-1:

Atomic Bombing of Hiroshima

really ??

really

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luckstealer: (via priceless-happiness)You might as well be walking on the Sun.Walking on the Sun - Smash Mouth. walking on the sea = well that’s jesus (or one of his disciples idek) for you

luckstealer:

(via priceless-happiness)
You might as well be walking on the Sun.
Walking on the Sun - Smash Mouth.

walking on the sea = well that’s jesus (or one of his disciples idek) for you

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rocketstorobots: repertoryofdeceit:theconfusedasian:greatskeptic:sweettalker:(via sweettalker)

rocketstorobots:

repertoryofdeceit:theconfusedasian:greatskeptic:sweettalker:(via sweettalker)

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najmetender: g33ky: (via youngsparrows) Actually I just like saying ‘Awkward!’ in a really high sing song voice at inappropriate moments. i go with the awkward turtle.

najmetender:

g33ky:

(via youngsparrows)

Actually I just like saying ‘Awkward!’ in a really high sing song voice at inappropriate moments.

i go with the awkward turtle.

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karish super hero sex says (10:53 PM):
i has never said i was a hippie
i just like circles
becuase they have no end
and mats cannot lepak* one corner
Tanyamania says (10:53 PM):
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
OMG LITERALLY LOL

*in singaporean speak, lepak = relax/chill

also, contrary to popular belief, mat = maylay version of ah beng

ah beng = An unsophisticated Chinese boy, usually Hokkien. Stereotypically, he speaks gutter hokkien and likes neon-coloured clothes, spiky, moussed hair and accessories such as handphones or pagers, all of which are conspicuously displayed. He also likes to squat, even when a seat is available.

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