Trainwreck
Night guys.
Cause I have schoolage tomorrow.
My new icon is retarded,
i love it.
I’m a brit, don’t mind the
bullocksbad teeth.I guess.
orh horrrrrr *wag finger*
smss girls not allowed to take pictures in and post pictures of polka dotted uniform
omg this guy is getting on my nerves.
HE IS SO DETESTABLE THAT MY LIFE IS COMPLETE BY DETESTING HIM.
* he is not referring to me btw.
this is a mass conver.
tell him this : “EAT COCK AND DIE, BITCH”
this quote has been proudly brought to you by superherosex.
this quote has also been thought of solely by superherosex.
i have a CPR course in school tomorrow. wanted to give it a skip but my teacher said that we all get to keep the blow up dolls.
blow up dolls.
how porno x-rated does that sound
otherwise, i can’t wait. i get to pretend i gots a boyfriend woot woot!
(via priceless-happiness)
You might as well be walking on the Sun.
Walking on the Sun - Smash Mouth.
walking on the sea = well that’s jesus (or one of his disciples idek) for you
(via youngsparrows)
Actually I just like saying ‘Awkward!’ in a really high sing song voice at inappropriate moments.
i go with the awkward turtle.
karish super hero sex says (10:53 PM):
i has never said i was a hippie
i just like circles
becuase they have no end
and mats cannot lepak* one corner
Tanyamania says (10:53 PM):
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
OMG LITERALLY LOL
*in singaporean speak, lepak = relax/chill
also, contrary to popular belief, mat = maylay version of ah beng
ah beng = An unsophisticated Chinese boy, usually Hokkien. Stereotypically, he speaks gutter hokkien and likes neon-coloured clothes, spiky, moussed hair and accessories such as handphones or pagers, all of which are conspicuously displayed. He also likes to squat, even when a seat is available.